Sonke sinokusebenzisa ubuchule obungakumbi kubomi bethu bemihla ngemihla. Nokuba umdala kangakanani, akukaze kube kudala kakhulu ukongeza umdla kubomi bakho ngokuzama izinto ezintsha ozonwabisa ngazo, ukufunda iilwimi ezintsha ... okanye usebenzisa umngxuma wozuko okokuqala. Ewe, onke amava amatsha afuna ukufundwa ngokukhawuleza kolwazi lokhuseleko, akunjalo? Njengesiqhelo, sikubonelela ngokhuseleko ngohlobo lwesikhokelo sokhuseleko seGlory Hole ephilayo (satiric).
Le phetshana inomxholo othi “Gcina Ukhuselekile kuMngxuma woBuqaqawuli” isinika ezona ngcebiso zigqwesileyo zolonwabo lweGlory Hole. Lo mfanekiso we-cheeky mhlawumbi wenziwa emva kweBritish Columbia Centres for Disease Control website (ukubonelela ngemfundo ngesondo ngexesha lobhubhani we-coronavirus). Iingcali zicebisa ukuba umngxuma wozuko yindlela ekhuselekileyo "yokwehla emotweni" ngelixa ukhulisa Ukunciphisa ukusasazeka kwe-Covid.
IBritish Columbia Centers for Disease Control and Prevention yathi: “Sebenzisa imiqobo, njengeendonga (ngokomzekelo, imingxunya yozuko), ukuvumela ukuba neentlobano zesini kodwa uthintele ukusondelelana ubuso ngobuso.”
“Ngaphambi kokuba ubeke intloko yakho kumngxunya wozuko lommelwane wakho, cinga ngomngxuma ngokwawo,” aba bantu balungileyo baseBritish Columbia bayasikhumbuza. Ufuna ukuqiniseka ukuba i-circumference igudile kwaye akukho ngozi yeentlungu ezibukhali. Ucoceko yenye into ebalulekileyo. Ngoku ngamnye wethu utshintshise ngeepakethi ezi-5 zeBafu kunye neMisebenzi yoMzimba yeSanitizer yesandla esincinci kunye nesixhobo sethu esinemisebenzi emininzi, equlathe utyikityo olushushu lwevumba leswekile yevanilla, akukho sizathu sokungahlambuluki kumngxunya wozuko.
Sonke siyazi ngoku ukuba ukusetyenziswa kolwimi lwesini nabantu abangabaziyo kucingelwa kwaye akufanelekanga. Le Flyer yoKhuseleko lweHole Hole icebisa ukhetho olulungileyo, umzekelo, “Ndiyabulela ngobumnene beli xesha” kunye “Ngaba singakhawuleza? Umntwana wam usemotweni.” Ilula ngolo hlobo.
ukunyaniseka. Ukuba ungaphezulu kwama-24, umzimba wakho uya kuhla ngokukhawuleza. Xa uhleli phantsi, amadolo akho aya kuqhekeka, kwaye wena nabahlobo bakho - abahlobo abebekunye nawe impelaveki yonke ukugoba, abahlobo abasebenzisa imibhobho yephepha lezindlu zangasese njengemibhobho - bathethe amaxesha ambalwa malunga nokuba "uyifumana njani enye." ” Kuhle “uphinde ulale”, kuba “umqolo wakho uqaqamba yonke imihla”. Ukuba ume emngxunyeni wozuko, kufuneka "umqolo wehlombe kunye namadolo atshixiwe". Khusela loo mqolo.
Ixesha lokuposa: Aug-29-2021